What a Life

*checks phone*

…g….gg…..oh god…..

Dad, please don’t text me the messages I used to send you when I was 6……

HOLY CRAP

IT’S FATHER’S DAY……………….

CRAP…………..

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theodore-higgins:

*smacks lips a little*

Hmm… Mmm! Not bad…! *laughs* Salty! Tastes really different, haha.

Thanks, Jaime!

Sweet. No big, dude.

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Let’s say we finish these up, maybe kick it in front of the tv?

Sounds good, man! Here’s to you! *takes another sip*

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theodore-higgins:

Huh I always thought that was sugar, not salt—

*perks up* Uh, yeah! Okay, uh…

*takes the glass* Here’s lookin’ at you, Kit.

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*carefully takes a sip*

nope, salt.

/grins/ Right back at ya, brah. /sips/

so, what d’ya think?

*smacks lips a little*

Hmm… Mmm! Not bad…! *laughs* Salty! Tastes really different, haha.

Thanks, Jaime!

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theodore-higgins:

*half-sings* Goooot iiiit~!

*takes two glasses and sets them down*

Alright! Ready to pour! Right?

/grins and glances over/ yeah, almost, dude. One more thing…what’s a margarita without salt, huh?

/rims each glass with lime/ /shakes out salt onto plate/ /dips glasses into salt and sets them back down/

/glances at Ted/ All you, brah. B)

Huh I always thought that was sugar, not salt—

*perks up* Uh, yeah! Okay, uh…

*takes the glass* Here’s lookin’ at you, Kit.

*carefully takes a sip*

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theodore-higgins:

I’M GOIN’ AS FAST AS I CAN— *laughs*

Okay! Think it’s ready yet? :)

hahaha, yeah, it’s definitely ready!

/grabs another lime from fridge/ /cuts in half/

Set that down and find some margarita glasses, quick! They’ll be really wide rimmed, like a wine glass but wider at the top with a stem and stuff.

*half-sings* Goooot iiiit~!

*takes two glasses and sets them down*

Alright! Ready to pour! Right?

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theodore-higgins:

*smiles back at him*

Okay— *gets shaker* Yeah, I think it’s secure! *tightens it*

Lemme guess……we shake it, right?

Dude, yeah you got this DOWN. B)

Shake shake shake, Ted man! /dances and laughs/

We are like one pit stop away from Margarita ville!

I’M GOIN’ AS FAST AS I CAN— *laughs*

Okay! Think it’s ready yet? :)

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theodore-higgins:

*clears throat*

Um…ssssuurree……?

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*takes towel*

….

*lifts it up and SLAMS down*

Whew!

NICE. /shakes towel a bit/ oh yeah, that totally finished the job. Nicely done, Ted man. /grins/

now, set that down for a hot sec, and grab the shaker. Did ya get the top on?

*smiles back at him*

Okay— *gets shaker* Yeah, I think it’s secure! *tightens it*

Lemme guess……we shake it, right?

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theodore-higgins:


Yeah, okay. Got it, got it….

Wait wha—

*eyes widen* WHATTHEHOOHA—

*jumps back!*

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAA

geez, dude, take a chill pill and pop one in for fun hahaha /slaps ice down again/

This is only like the best way ever to make crushed ice. And they always say homemade is better, right? /slaps ice again/

/lifts ice up/ /shakes it a bit/ …hm, yeah, that should be aboutdone…might need a bit more…

you wanna take a shot, man? /lifts up towel with ice/

*clears throat*

Um…ssssuurree……?

*takes towel*

….

*lifts it up and SLAMS down*

Whew!

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theodore-higgins:

Wait— Y’think so…?? *smiles wider*

Oh! *takes ice* Alright…

Um…what’re you doing?

aw yeah, for sure, brah. ;)

now you put the ice in the shaker with everything else /twists towel up and knots it/

put the top on, nice n’ tight, got it?


 /steps back from counter/ /grins/ /lifts towel with ice up/ /tightens grip/


makin’ crushed ice, dude. /brings towel down on tile/ THUNK

Yeah, okay. Got it, got it….

Wait wha—

*eyes widen* WHATTHEHOOHA—

*jumps back!*